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Master the Art
of the Bail.

Generate uncannily believable excuses for any situation. From "Late for Work" to "Forgot Anniversary" — powered by Gemini AI, validated by sociopaths (just kidding).

Hey, are you still coming to the HOA meeting tonight? 📋
ExcuseMe AI generated:
So sorry! I had a minor... "incident" with a raccoon and my attic insulation. Waiting for animal control. Have fun! 🦝
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Context Aware

We analyze the relationship (Boss vs Friend) to ensure you don't sound too casual to HR or too stiff to your bros.

Tone Control

Select from "Professional", "Sorrowful", "Chaotic", or "Emergency". We match the vibe to the lie.

Quick Reply

One tap generation. Because when you need an excuse, you usually need it 5 minutes ago.